#back to your regularly scheduled programming tomorrow

[cementcornfield]

going to bed, appreciate you all 💜

[freakattack]

I'm very happy with all my wario playlists but i am prticularly proud of how on-the-nose the lyrics to all of dribble and spitz's songs are

[starkid-everyday]

OH please... You don't gotta do it! Don't ruin my anniversary! I'm a good guy! I'm a family man!! Don't make me go back... To the bakery! Ay dios mio!!! Don't do it!!!!! I'm begging you.... Have... Mercy?

[draculiza]

if it's not velvet goldmine related I don't wanna hear about it

[lunarblazes]

sorry i vanished off the face of the planet i’ve played 17 hours of pokemon white in the past three days

[generaltrashshecox]

Hey y'all!

Have a thread of memes for my current emotions

Alright goodbye 👋👋

[headbandsandflats]

i’m usually so tired when i get home from work that i’m like, you know what you did the hard work of being a human outside in the world from something like 9-12 hours, you don’t have to do ANYTHING now (which, to clarify, is bad and dangerous, for me anyway). And today I was super tired as usual, but I did two loads of laundry (and again, it was past being a necessity but s t i l l) and filed my parents taxes for them and took a bunch of garbage downstairs to the basement and worked out enough to close my rings and like, none of it is groundbreaking (except the taxes bc I fucking hate taxes and also, if you don’t know me, I majored in ENGLISH it’s literally been my life’s work to be like no thank you numbers but whatever) but like, I’m giving myself a pat on the back at the moment.

[kiwiorcore]

sorry if im sounding like a bitch today

[dewitty1]

Saturday Six (Stuff)

The Dude (@super-ultra-mega-kami-guru-blog) and I were still testing positive for Covid on Wednesday. Ugh. I the congestion (for me) and the cough (for them) is still lingering. Hopefully when we test tomorrow it will be negative. We both really, really exasperated with this shite.( ಠ ಠ )

Leeloo kitten has been the only thing to keep me from being totally depressed during this illness. I'm glad I made a snap decision to take her home.₍˄ุ.͡˳̫.˄ุ₎ฅ˒˒

Although my parents have been really helpful, I know they're tired of having to help us out. Idk what they'd like us to do though. It's not like we planned to get sick. It could have even been mom who got us sick. Who knows?(~_~;)

I am seriously upset that someone did get us sick though. We've been pretty fastidious about staying away from people, cleaning up, and everything. Idk. It's really annoying. I want the new booster asap.(.﹒︣︿﹒︣.)

Trying to look for positive stuff, because I know my therapist will ask, and it's really hard. (゜-゜)

The weather has been nice even if I couldn't really enjoy it as much as I'd have liked too. I'll be sad to take my patio down next month. (⁎•̛̣̣꒶̯•̛̣̣⁎)

[gible-love-nibles-archive]

ALL THE GIFT ART IS DONE 💥

Now it's inbox time

[is-johnny-jhonny-a-spectral-yet]

day 2858

no :(

[artfulacrostic]

going absolutely fucking NUTS boys. i just got accepted to transfer to my first choice college and i'm. 😮‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ HELP IM GOING TO EXPLODE IM SO EXCITED!!! me????? going to live in BOSTON?? MORE LIKELY THAN I THOUGHT!!

[welpthisisalittleawkward]

skipped work for no reason today.

* because the constant mundane practice of a 9-5 work week schedule is exhausting and absolutely suffocating! but we have to suck it up to survive in this capitalistic shit-show. Fuck that.

Fuck

That. *

[starkid-everyday]

God let my brushstrokes become interwoven! Keep me alive, clarified, and unbroken !! Let me ascend into steady emotion! Give me the strength against all my erosion... Are these the colors of my legacy? When what's hanging on a wall....ls the only thing that's left of me? Do the answers wait for us afar? Until death takes us up to a star....?

[garpen]

Pt. 39 Gotham Twitter AU

<<Part 38<< Master List >>Happy Bday Duke>> >>Part 40>>

Oh what? Yall though I was gonna feed you by continuing the SuperBat from the last post? HA.

(I actually would have but I was falling behind on the Q&A and decided to get it over with.)

Thank you @eldritchdemonfox @shinekocreator @theofficialuriel @ifonlyicouldbeastar @ogdit @idknotimportant @crispyhotandspicy @toobytoobs @noasamoas @2bi2buyyourbs and Anons for all the questions used in the Q&A.

Q&A is closed and officially over!! I tried getting to everyone's questions so I'm sorry If I didn't get to yours! I either missed it or it was sent past the cut off date.

Will be back to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow 💚

[maurythehormonemonster]

Kinktober day four. Praise - Johnny MacTavish // (fem! reader)

CW: unprotected pinv, this is too short

there's going to be sub Johnny in the near future but not this time (unfortunately), have another ENTIRELY different story in my docs, ugh!

Tomorrow is back to regularly scheduled programming!!

Maury's masterlist

  Your thighs were trembling as you bounced yourself on Johnny’s cock, his hands leaving hand shaped bruises on your hips from how tightly he was gripping you.  “C’mon, hen. Know you can do it, you always do.” He ground out, staring up at you with pupils as wide as saucers. 

  You keened at his words, slick cunt clamping down on him in an iron grip as he helped you move up and down along him.  Oh when he found out how wet you got from him praising you, he would’ve done it a lot more, a lot sooner.  

  “Can’t- Can’t Johnny!” You gasped out. Your thighs ached and your mind was too mushy to continue going.  His rough hands squeezed your ass, grinding you down on him. Your eyes screwed shut, hands grasping at his chest.  

  He pressed kisses to your tits, taking one of your nipples into his mouth. “You can, lass. Be a good girl for me, come on.” He urged you, bucking his hips up into your drooling hole. His words lit the fire in your stomach just a little more, a moan escaping your throat. You started bouncing shallowly again, hands clenched into fists on Johnny’s chest. 

  You wanted to hear more of him, craved it even, to hear him call you a good girl. You let out a choked moan as one of his hands slipped in between the two of you, circling your soaked clit with two fingers. 

  “That’s it, tha’s my good girl. Cum for me, hen, come on.” His voice was hoarse, trying to hold himself back so you could cum first.  Your core tightened before the coil snapped completely, cumming with a loud moan. 

 Johnny wasn’t far behind, holding you down on top of his cock as he spilled inside you.  You both were panting as you came down from your highs, letting yourself fall completely on his chest. Your head resting in the crook of his neck. 

  His hands traced shapes over your back, smiling down at you. “You really are a good girl for me.”